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Unpopular opinion: we really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

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I don’t understand construction. Like, how do they know what to do next?

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My plans for today? Same as always: drink coffee and be sexy.

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Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

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Twitter is an abusement park.

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Welcome to Elephant in the Room club, no one talks about it.

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100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

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Depression is embarrassing because sometimes it makes you miss appointments and not return phone calls, and when the fog starts to lift, you gotta do a whole bloody apology tour.

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I could never be in the mafia, those guys stay up way to late.

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The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

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I love canceling plans. I didn’t want to go in the first place. I just wanted to be invited.

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Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

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Sleep with each other, or someone else will!

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I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

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Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

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I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

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Elect a clown, expect a circus.

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Sometimes I read a text and think, “What a psycho.” And then I press send.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

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Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead.

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The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.

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My toxic trait is optimism.

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Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

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Currently helping my husband look for his $20 I spent yesterday.

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Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

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Apparently, if you leave your Tupperware cupboard unorganized for too long, they procreate, and extra lids appear out of nowhere.

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Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.

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The Wi-Fi stops working for 2 minutes, and suddenly I start thinking about life.

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I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

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When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.

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Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.

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When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.

Reported on Instagram:

Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit together!

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I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

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You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you.

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The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase a man.

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I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

Making waves on Pinterest:

A massage is not enough, I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

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Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.

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