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Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

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I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

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“Are you busy tomorrow?” My dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me.

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Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn.

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One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.

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The 5 seconds in the morning, when I don’t yet know who I am, is the best time of the day.

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Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

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Time is precious, waste it wisely.

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You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

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Worrying is just worshipping the problem.

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“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

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Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

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Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.

Trending via Telegram:

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

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I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

Breaking via Facebook:

And is the financial stability in the room with us right now?

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Dear men, my ‘biological clock’ isn’t my weakness. It’s your final deadline to prove you’re worthy.

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Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

I’ve realized there’s more to life than social media, so I guess this is goodbye for the next 12 minutes.

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Yeah, I work at the fart bar. Yup. I’m a fartender. Farts on me tonight!

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A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know.

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I have a man cold. Goodbye, world. Tell my story.

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When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

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I have friends in high places (birds).

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For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

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No, no, I’m listening, it just takes me some time to process so much stupidity all at once.

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I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

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If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

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Just landed via Slack:

Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I wonder if BBQ thinks about me too.

Making waves on Discord:

Ruined a Ferrari guy’s day today by telling him that I loved his Corvette.

Going viral on Telegram:

It’s been a pleasure miscommunicating with you.

Making waves on Twitch:

Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

Freshly posted on X:

Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony.

Just shared via Instagram:

Twitter is just a virtual mental hospital.

Live now on Facebook:

Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

Spotted on Facebook:

I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

Making waves on Threads:

I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

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