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Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.

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When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

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I need a break from me.

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It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 8 p.m.

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People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

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I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

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I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

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I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.

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Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

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I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

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Word on the street is that the fire in your heart is out.

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You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

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I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

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My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.

Spotted on Slack:

Not gonna lie, I just assume everyone is AI now.

Trending via Facebook:

It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

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My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.

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I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

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When the blood pressure machine comes out for one person, the whole family has to get involved.

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Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

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My boyfriend invited the neighbors over for dinner, “sometime,” so now we have to move.

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My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

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Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

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“Topless” doesn’t always mean breasts or a convertible. Sometimes it also means the brain.

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Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.

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Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

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I’ve reached the age where I just bought a bird bath for my backyard.

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Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

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I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.

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Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?

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I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

Just landed via TikTok:

My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

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I giggle before I go crazy. Gotta start my engine.

Just landed via Slack:

Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

Breaking via Messenger:

Once you’ve been single for a long time, you realize how exhausting relationships can be.

Reported on Telegram:

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Breaking via Reddit:

My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Turns out that ending meetings with “have the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work.

Spotted on YouTube:

When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.

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