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You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

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I don’t always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don’t know exactly what they do.

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Mike is short for Micycle.

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None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’

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Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?

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My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

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I want a pet eagle that’s trained to steal people’s sandwiches for me.

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When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

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All the observable evidence suggests that, if I was much worse at my job, I’d be more likely to get a promotion to senior management.

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5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working.

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Sick and tired of these 30 mins weekends.

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It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

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I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

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This Monday could have been an email.

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The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

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Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

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Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.

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Don’t argue with her. Just say “you remind me of my ex” then walk away.

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This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

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The Gen Z stare. The millennial pause. Instead, let’s talk about the boomer inappropriate personal question.

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I don’t even know who’s famous anymore.

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Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

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My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

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How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

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It goes like this: You are born and then you basically do almost everything wrong. Then you die.

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I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

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Got a scam email full of mistakes like they’re not even trying. It won’t be long before AI takes their jobs.

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“Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

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Dogs are like chicken nuggets; every time I see one, I want it.

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Tuesday is no better than Monday.

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I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

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It’s truly insane when bosses assume their employees are working for any reason other than a paycheck.

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I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.

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Ugh, but profoundly.

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I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

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Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’

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My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just here unloading my dishwasher.

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Vegans will look you dead in the eye and tell you cauliflower tastes like ribs.

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