Funny self-preservation quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a knife when you have diplomacy and common sense on your side? 🤣 Talk about bringing a classy arsenal to a potentially pointy situation! 🤷‍♂️ #BrainsOverBlades"

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