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Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.

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I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is.

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That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

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They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

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If you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer.

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Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.

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I shall have another coffee, for I am sleeping standing.

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I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

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I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

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Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

Trending via Snapchat:

I actually think my version of the lyrics makes more sense.

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Never vacuuming so I don’t disrupt my carpet’s natural micro biome.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

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I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

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Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.

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My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

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Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.

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You ever meet an all-male friend group that is less a group of friends than it is “one guy and his henchmen”?

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Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

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I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

My nutritionist told me wine doesn’t count as a fruit source so now I need to find a different nutritionist.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.

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My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

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I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

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I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

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One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just here unloading my dishwasher.

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When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.

Reported on Threads:

Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed.

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Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

Going viral on Discord:

I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.

Freshly posted on Threads:

My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

Just landed via Pinterest:

My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

Spotted on Threads:

I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Overheard the most hilarious conversation on my morning commute, then realized it was just me talking to myself in my car.

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