Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

Nothing tops a plain pizza.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

1747 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

11,909

Funny Quotes Topics

14,725

Funny Quotes Images

11,909

Updated

4 minutes ago

Users Online

3,435

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Snapchat:

Somebody needs to get my shit together.

Broadcasted on X:

Special Offer: Save 100% when you don’t buy anything.

Live now on TikTok:

First date idea: Couples Colonoscopies.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read.

Spotted on Twitch:

My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

Breaking via YouTube:

If you’re looking for a wild woman, I just took all of my vitamins in one gulp.

Going viral on Telegram:

Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

Breaking via Messenger:

Welcome to your 40s. Your eyes are now like a camera someone doesn’t know how to focus.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I don’t want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse.

Going viral on Twitch:

Taking action is my least favorite thing to take.

Home » Funny Sense Of Humor Quotes

Funny sense of humor quotes

New funny sense of humor quotes 👇

For even more funny sense of humor quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny sense of humor quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes
Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media people procrastination relationship sarcasm social social media someone technology time want work

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

1747 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

11,909

Funny Quotes Topics

14,725

Funny Quotes Images

11,909

Updated

4 minutes ago

Users Online

3,452

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

“The only thing standing between you and your dreams is you!” Yeah, have you met me? That’s gonna be a problem.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

If you breakdance you buy dance.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

“Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Pinterest:

When people block me, I just assume it’s for my rugged good looks and killer jawline.

Trending via Facebook:

The cool thing about Twitter is you’re never the craziest one.

Trending via TikTok:

I can see the appeal of golf, the only sport where the winner is the one who does the least.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep.

Seen just now on Instagram:

If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

Going viral on Slack:

My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

Share Wordgag 🙏

© 2025. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴