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Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

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“I’m at the age where, if I use the wrong pillow at night, it hurts to turn my head the next day.”

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“You’re acting weird!” I’m not acting.

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I hate being at the age where you feel obligated to buy your whole family gifts for Christmas, but also the age where your bank account doesn’t feel obligated to support that.

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Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

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Folks, please have more respect for people with glasses. Because they pay money to see you.

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Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely tweeted your manic thoughts today.

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So I think the mammals have now ravaged this planet long enough. It’s time for the reptiles to take over again.

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I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that’s just me.

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If she says “you are my world” remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings!

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If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

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Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

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If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

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Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.

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Marriage is just asking each other, “What do you want to do for dinner?” and then replying, “No, not that,” until death do us part.

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At a job interview: think of me as the rightful heir to the throne.

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Eternal Sunshine of the Thotless Grind.

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Five out of six people find Russian Roulette to be a safe activity.

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They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

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Saying “essentially” is a more sophisticated way of saying “basically.

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“Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

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Adulthood – a never-ending story of shit you have to do.

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My dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours.

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Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.

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This coffee is not coffeeing the way I need it to be coffeeing.

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Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol.

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I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.

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Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

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If she says “it’s fine,” you’re probably in trouble.

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Thinking you’re too smart to be manipulated is exactly how you get manipulated.

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Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”

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Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.

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My mirror needs a screenshot button.

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The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.

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My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

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Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.

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No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

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Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” and then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial.

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If a woman says “Do what you want!”, then for God’s sake don’t do what you want!

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Going viral on X is like winning a lotto during the apocalypse.

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Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

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I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

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Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.

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I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

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The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do great things.

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Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

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We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

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Liking someone who likes you back is probably really good for your mental health.

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I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.

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When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

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Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

I’m at an age now where I start sentences with “I’m at an age now.”

Married life: Telling your partner the same sentence 7 days in a row, only for him to say, “You definitely never told me that!”

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