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The fewer friends at your birthday party means more cake for you. Follow me for more life hacks.

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In case you wanna quit vaping, I’d suggest using a harmonica.

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Do you ever wish you could just walk away mid-conversation when you’re bored?

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Part of getting older is having a favorite pen.

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If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

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Everyone wants the bagel to be everything, but no one asks if the bagel needs anything.

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The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

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“It could be drugs,” I tell myself as I buy more books.

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It’s not a competition, but if it was I would win.

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Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.

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I’m on a spinning rock in outer space, and I have to answer work emails.

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I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

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My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

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Am I the only one who prays about everything? Like, ‘God, please help me find where I dropped my AirPods.’

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My future husband is probably enjoying a nice summer with his first wife… but the seeds of discontent are there.

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Why be just a part of the solution when you can be the whole problem?

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Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

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God: “I’m all-knowing but I’d rather be all-forgetting.”

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Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

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Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

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It’s Monday, but at what cost?

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If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

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I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.

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Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

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They expect me to work at work.

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I heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

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I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

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I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

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Changed my bio on bumble to “I’m gonna murder ur whole family” and guys still responded.

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I’m upset that my parents never got rich enough for me to become a socialist.

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Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.

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As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?”

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I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

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Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards.

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If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

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About 40 muscles are activated when you eat just one donut. Follow me for more fitness advice.

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My kid’s superpower is knowing he won’t like a food before he even tries it.

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If my house is clean, just know I yelled at everyone for two hours first.

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The only thing limiting what you can put in a sandwich is your imagination and the laws of physics.

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My body is a “wonder what happened” land.

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