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It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

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When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes.

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I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

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Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”

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Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.

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I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

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Having a bathroom switch outside a bathroom and a sibling is a bad combination.

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Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.

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The only fantasy I have in the bedroom these days is getting 8 hours of sleep.

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The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them?

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I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.

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You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself.

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Be the reason someone burns sage.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

Trending via WhatsApp:

Does the HDMI cord have the most dominant run of any cord ever?

Seen just now on Messenger:

If you put a pizza on top of a pizza, you have two pizzas. But if you stack two lasagnas, then you still have one lasagna.

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Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

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I’m like Pooh Bear. I just want to eat, hang with my homies, and go around pantsless.

Going viral on Reddit:

A month in Italy has halved my will to work and doubled my desire for money.

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I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

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Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

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I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.

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Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.

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You know you’re a bad cook when the dog won’t lick the plate.

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I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

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Watched a movie on Netflix last night that was so bad, I walked out of my own house.

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Everyone’s a gangster until it’s time to pronounce Worcestershire Sauce.

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Remember that even the worst haircut will eventually grow on you.

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Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

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Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.

Just landed via WeChat:

Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Making a grown man kiss his camera on Facetime.

Trending via Pinterest:

French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.

Just shared via Discord:

Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I gotta ask, what part of ‘I don’t eat sugar’ don’t I understand?

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

Breaking via Messenger:

Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.

Just landed via Twitch:

Work from home ain’t for everyone. I, for one, hate when my coworkers try to message when I’m shopping.

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