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Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

Coffee, because I don’t have time for a manslaughter charge.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

Here’s a question for all the mind readers out there.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

Your opinions are not my business.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

I once made a joke to a coworker, and she said, “It was the funniest thing I ever said,” and suggested I post it. It got 10 likes.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

So, if I take out a reverse mortgage on my house does that mean I’ll own a bank after 30 years?

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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219 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,488

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,488

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,402

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?

Making waves on Twitch:

I accidentally used my dog’s shampoo today, and now I’m feeling like such a good girl.

Trending via Snapchat:

“I’ve tasted going back to an ex, and I’ve tasted trying to fix a relationship before it breaks. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 10 p.m.”

Trending via Snapchat:

The true horror genre: my old Facebook statuses.

Shared recently on Facebook:

The book characters may be fictional, but my emotional instability over them is real.

Breaking via Telegram:

The algorithm knows about that thing you like that you’re denying yourself of.

Just landed via WeChat:

Ghosting is actually a sign of great respect in my culture.

Going viral on Twitch:

Teens are like, “My homework isn’t done, but check out this presentation I made on why I need Instagram.”

Seen just now on Slack:

My favorite part of my workday is when I grab my shit and leave.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Japanese cats answering the phone be like, “Meowshi meowshi.”

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Social Media Stars ⭐

67 shares on Facebook this month:

Honk shuah. Sleep on that thang!

28 shares on Snapchat this month:

Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

18 shares on Twitch this month:

This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

95 shares on Pinterest this month:

On today’s family vacation agenda: my parents read the internet out loud.

99 shares on Snapchat this month:

The person who invented butter really understood humans.

12 shares on Threads this month:

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

77 shares on X this month:

All women want is to consistently annoy one handsome man forever.

11 shares on Twitch this month:

If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

96 shares on Pinterest this month:

Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.

20 shares on Telegram this month:

Welcome to college, where every single person is smarter than you, except for the three people in your group project.

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Hot Jokes 💥

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Being sexy is just the cherry on top. I’m actually a genius and the sweetest girl ever.

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You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

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According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

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Turns out, college is all about forming unspoken, powerful bonds with people you talk to twice.

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Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

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Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

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The cynicism of those who urge me not to do what I can to help the Nigerian royal family.

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Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.

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Has anyone else noticed that it’s hard to do things when you don’t want to?

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Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

219 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,488

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,488

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,378

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

They should invent more hobbies for people without skills or patience.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

My bed is from Ikea, so it’s more unstable than i am.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

The hairdresser asking me what special plans I have for the day like this wasn’t it.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

No one talks about the resentment you have towards yourself after you didn’t listen to your gut.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

It’s almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via LinkedIn:

After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.

Going viral on TikTok:

Every time I leave the house, I’m reminded why sweatpants exist.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

Going bananas on Threads:

I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

Trending via Twitch:

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

Going bananas on Snapchat:

You ever meet an all-male friend group that is less a group of friends than it is “one guy and his henchmen”?

Just shared via Instagram:

Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?

Just shared via Threads:

First date idea: Couples Colonoscopies.

Just landed via X:

I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking.

Live now on Snapchat:

If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald.

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