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What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?

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My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

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Live, laugh, lie to the doctor about how many drinks you have per week.

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Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

Sometimes you send an email that requires a response, and the other person writes back right away, and it’s like NO NOT YET.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

ROMO (relief of missing out)

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

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All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

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“I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

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D was probably like “lmao ok” when they named the alphabet the ABCs

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

Breaking via Threads:

Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

Reported on Instagram:

My greatest aspiration is to one day solve a murder on a train.

Spotted on Discord:

The human body requires so much maintenance. Who designed this thing?

Reported on Reddit:

There aren’t enough rap songs about cutting coupons.

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I didn’t mean to mimic your voice, I just had to know what it felt like to sound like that.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

Just shared via Facebook:

Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

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Share →: Serious replies to silly posts are now illegal. Go talk to your wife.

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"Where do I file my appeal, or should I just ask my wife for legal advice? 😂👩‍⚖️📜"
2 months ago
Share →: Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.

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Commentary:
"When your brain is a circus and you're the ringmaster! 🎪🤹‍♀️😂 #SillinessOverload"
4 months ago
Share →: My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction.

Commentary:
Looks like your plant had one too many watering sessions! 🍹🌿 Maybe it's just trying to take a different path in life. Who knew plants could be rebels too? 😉 #DrunkPlantTroubles

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Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

Nobody rots in bed like I do.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

Cholesterol has a special place in my heart.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

You can always tell when a man is dating someone new. Why you going to the aquarium and the museum?

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Seen just now on Pinterest:

Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?

Just landed via WhatsApp:

If swimming is such good exercise, explain whales.

Breaking via Discord:

There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

Live now on WeChat:

The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder.

Trending via Reddit:

I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.

Just landed via X:

My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

Just landed via Instagram:

Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.

Reported on Facebook:

I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

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