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I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

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I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do.

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I’m actually really good looking if you don’t look at me.

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Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

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David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.”

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The shitshow must go on.

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My husband and I were doing yard work, but I started a fight so I could storm off into the air conditioning.

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The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

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She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

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Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.

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I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

Going bananas on Instagram:

I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

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Those astronauts that just landed? They should be greeted by chimpanzees on horses.

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I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

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Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

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Mothers be doing unnecessary housework and then get mad at you when they’re tired.

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You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

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Microdosing Christmas by being present.

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I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.

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Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

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Mouse in a conference call: hold on, I’m gonna put you on squeakerphone.

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23 shares on WhatsApp this month:

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

40 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

76 shares on Slack this month:

Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana.

46 shares on X this month:

Source? It was revealed to me on a walk.

72 shares on Pinterest this month:

Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

50 shares on Reddit this month:

If you see this, straighten your back, you banana-shaped mess.

29 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

81 shares on Discord this month:

If chickens knew how good they tasted, they would understand.

92 shares on Telegram this month:

Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

50 shares on TikTok this month:

Girls be like, “Baby, I have a great idea,” and it’s a trip you have to pay for.

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Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

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Stop rushing in the morning. You’re starting your day in panic mode.

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I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

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Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

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People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

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Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed.

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My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Offering friendship as a consolation prize for a failed romantic connection attempt is absolutely cruel.

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I wish I could physically experience the inside of a lava lamp.

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Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

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It’s funny how when you’re at work, “Go to hell” comes out as “No problem.”

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Me, adding fuel to the fire: I’m just here to help.

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My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

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Mouse in a conference call: hold on, I’m gonna put you on squeakerphone.

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