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Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.

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Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.

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When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact.

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“Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

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Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.

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Your pronouns are “side/chick”.

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Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

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Garlic bread is my therapist now.

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Be the reason your therapist reevaluates their entire career.

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You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

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I’ve got the longest to-do list for today, just need to figure out who is going to do it.

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It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less.

Breaking via Twitch:

A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.

Going viral on Pinterest:

The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Everyone wants the bagel to be everything, but no one asks if the bagel needs anything.

Breaking via Instagram:

If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me.

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The only appointment I’m ever on time for is disappointment.

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I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

Breaking via Instagram:

My summer body is just my winter body with better lighting.

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Jan 27, 2025
Share →: Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.

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I don’t mind being the villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine.

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Why do they call it a garage sale instead of a garbage sale?

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Tupperware is a fun way to store your leftovers until you throw them away.

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When a girl says “5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.

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Children are so giving. For example, my kids gave me a cold.

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I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life.

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Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

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Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

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I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.

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In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

Making waves on YouTube:

It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.

Just shared via TikTok:

“You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.

Making waves on Reddit:

My wife rearranged the kitchen cabinets, and now I’ll never eat again.

Trending via Discord:

My wife is pretty excited about going away this weekend so I’m not sure she knows I’m coming with her.

Just landed via Messenger:

Marriages are like pancakes. Sometimes you gotta throw the first one out.

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Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

Spotted on TikTok:

He’s a 10 but so is his volume.

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More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

Spotted on Reddit:

I’m already sick of tomorrow.

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