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Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

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Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

How did they call Deadpool’s dog ‘Dogpool’ when ‘Deadpoodle’ was right there?

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

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“My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.

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Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

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Don’t study, get slutty!

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Making waves on Facebook:

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

Trending via Threads:

She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Could someone please come over here and be the adult? I’m too tired.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

Breaking via TikTok:

Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.

Just landed via YouTube:

My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I’m at a point in life where I’m just at a point.

Making waves on Threads:

Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

Going viral on Telegram:

You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

Trending via Messenger:

Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

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Share →: Telling my guitar to “stay tuned”.

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Looks like this guitarist has some serious conversations with their instrument! 🎸 "Stay tuned, my friend, we've got some rockin' and rollin' to do!" 🤘 #GuitarWhisperer

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Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

Whoever named them fitting rooms has a lot of nerve.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes.

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I’m a comedian. My pronouns are ha/ha.

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Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

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We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

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My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

Breaking via Twitch:

Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

Going viral on Threads:

Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I didn’t ghost you, I saved you from me.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Have kids so you can fully appreciate how well your dog listens.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.

Just landed via Threads:

It’s wild that “Jason” is a name from ancient Greece, because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983.

Going viral on Reddit:

My boss said he likes how I remain so calm under pressure. Can’t tell him it’s because I don’t give a shit.

Shared recently on Slack:

Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

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