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Book reviews be like: “5 stars. I’m sobbing. I’m unwell. I haven’t eaten in 16 hours. Highly recommend.”

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Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

My spirit animal is chasing his own tail.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

My husband thinks he can just order me around like he’s one of the cats.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

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It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

If your drinking story doesn’t involve law enforcement, I’m not listening.

Just shared via Threads:

When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.

Spotted on Reddit:

What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Once you’ve been single for a long time, you realize how exhausting relationships can be.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.

Just landed via X:

This is my emotional support online shopping cart.

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Oh good. Another day.

Trending via TikTok:

Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

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Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

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Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome.

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“Are you okay?” No, it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.

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Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again.

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Just landed via Snapchat:

I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a poorly timed joke that makes everyone feel weird.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.

Live now on Instagram:

There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively.

Just shared via Telegram:

There are two types of people at work: Those who work and those who have become pros at looking busy.

Just landed via YouTube:

Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries.

Reported on Instagram:

My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.

Breaking via Slack:

“I’m not dramatic. I just react with the intensity of a Shakespearean widow at all times.”

Seen just now on Facebook:

That one British friend that’s too bloke.

Making waves on Threads:

Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

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