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I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

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I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.

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Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

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The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

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Accepting you’re about to throw up, gotta be the worst feeling on God’s green earth.

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Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

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Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocado that you’re eating?

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Want to come over? We can trauma dump, take a nap, and then order a pizza and watch a movie.

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When I was young, I couldn’t wait to be older. Well, I wasn’t expecting this shit!

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The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.

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I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.

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Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

Going viral on Pinterest:

What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”

Seen just now on Discord:

Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.

Making waves on Threads:

I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

Making waves on Messenger:

But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?

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Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

Just shared via Facebook:

Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.

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Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

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Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!

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Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

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I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We don’t need that kind of crap in the libraries.

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I have good problem solving skills, but my problem creating skills are where I really shine.

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I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.

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What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

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I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka.

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The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

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Mornings would be fine if they started later.

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Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

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Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you aren’t the one paying for it. Stop!

Just landed via Slack:

I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

Breaking via Threads:

Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

Breaking via X:

At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children.

Trending via Snapchat:

No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex.

Spotted on X:

Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam and they’re just using it to make TVs.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.

Going viral on Reddit:

What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

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I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

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