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Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

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Millionaires and multi-billion dollar companies be like, “We’re doing our part by asking the poor to donate to the poor.”

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Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

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You should never donate to people that collect money for marathons. They just take your money and run.

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If I ever become a ghost, I’m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate.

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Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.

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Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

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I try to find the good in every situation. Wait, no – that was a typo. Food. I try to find the food in every situation.

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I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

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I talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while I’m watching it. Every. Single. Time.

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I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

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I made you something special for Mother’s Day, my kid threatened.

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My comments on your home decor are not criticisms, they are deep concerns.

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A girl was coming over till she wasn’t—that’s what happened.

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I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

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How do you text “okay” but in the rudest way possible?

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I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

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“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

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Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

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I don’t like people driving fast—that’s the reason why I overtake them.

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They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

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I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

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Handsome, you better get to the point, my beer buzz is starting to wear off.

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Growing old is a process of saying “it’s probably nothing,” with increasing frequency and increasingly being wrong.

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Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

36 shares on Threads this month:

How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?

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The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa.

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A haunted house, but it’s just all apps and websites where you got logged out but can’t remember your password.

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Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

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I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

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“Are you sexually active?” Dude, I’m not even socially active.

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Back to work at last! I couldn’t sleep for sheer anticipation.

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All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.

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Glad to be born at a time when I got to see what life was like before the internet, and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity.

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At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

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Let’s play a game called you bring me food and I eat it.

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They should invent a small lifestyle change that has an instantaneous, huge payoff.

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Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

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The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

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There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.

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I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.

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If you say “Excellent choice” after somebody selects a floor in an elevator, you can usually get a pity laugh.

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Be the elephant you wish to see in the room.

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I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

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Men used to go to war, now they want to be the little spoon.

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I’m broke — I got money, but it’s for responsibilities.

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If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a boy that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

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Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

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I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.

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I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

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Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

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