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Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

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Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

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My transformation into a bitter, angry old woman is almost complete.

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To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels.

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One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

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Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.

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Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

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Part of getting older is having a favorite pen.

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It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

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Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.