33 Funny teenager quotes

• I hope my parents feel proud. They scared me so bad about getting pregnant as a teenager that now they’re never getting grandkids.

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  2 weeks ago

  bad, family, fear, feel, getting, grandkid, grandkids, hope, humor, i, me, never, parent, parenting, parents, pregnancy, pregnant, proud, scare, scare tactic, scared, tactic, teenager

• My parents told me Santa wasn’t real when I was 16. Jokes on them, because I’m at the mall right now, and guess who’s here.

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  3 weeks ago

  16, Christmas, guess, here, humor, i, joke, jokes, mall, me, parent, parents, real, right, Santa, teenager, told

• When I’m feeling old, I like to visit my parents so they can push all my buttons until I lose my shit and just like that, I’m 16 again.

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  1 month ago

  16, again, button, buttons, emotional, emotional trigger, family, feeling, feeling old, humor, i, just, lose, nostalgia, old, parent, parents, push, shit, teenager, trigger, visit

• If you encounter a teenager out in the wild, be kind. They are the first generation of kids whose parents are cooler than they are.

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  2 months ago

  cool, cooler, encounter, family, generation, humor, kids, kind, kindness, parent, parents, teenager, wild

• Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.

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  2 months ago

  around, ask, awkward, awkward question, bag, corner, difference, dude, family, family life, funny moment, height, height difference, humor, life, moment, much, open, parenting, popcorn, question, sitting, snack, surreal, taller, teenager, walk

• I’m surviving motherhood, one teenage meltdown at a time.

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  2 months ago

  humor, meltdown, motherhood, parenting, survival, teenage, teenager, time

• Teens are like, “My homework isn’t done, but check out this presentation I made on why I need Instagram.”

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  2 months ago

  check, distraction, done, excuse, homework, i, Instagram, media, need, presentation, procrastination, school, social, social media, technology, teen, teenager, teens, why

• My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.

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  2 months ago

  afford, affordability, buy, expensive, expensive taste, humor, own, parenting, someone, taste, teenager, teenager humor, toothpaste

• Are there cheat codes for parenting teenagers? This level is really hard.

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  2 months ago

  cheat, cheat code, code, codes, difficulty, game, hard, humor, level, parenting, teenager, teenagers, video, video game

• Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.

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  2 months ago

  chores, daily, daily life, day, dishwasher, family, humor, irony, just, life, teen, teenager, teens, told, worst, worst day

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