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I hope my parents feel proud. They scared me so bad about getting pregnant as a teenager that now they’re never getting grandkids.

Feb 3, 2026

My parents told me Santa wasn’t real when I was 16. Jokes on them, because I’m at the mall right now, and guess who’s here.

Feb 3, 2026

When I’m feeling old, I like to visit my parents so they can push all my buttons until I lose my shit and just like that, I’m 16 again.

Feb 3, 2026

If you encounter a teenager out in the wild, be kind. They are the first generation of kids whose parents are cooler than they are.

Feb 2, 2026

Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.

Feb 2, 2026

I’m surviving motherhood, one teenage meltdown at a time.

Feb 2, 2026

Teens are like, “My homework isn’t done, but check out this presentation I made on why I need Instagram.”

Feb 2, 2026

My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.

Feb 2, 2026

Are there cheat codes for parenting teenagers? This level is really hard.

Feb 2, 2026

Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.

Feb 1, 2026

Teens be like, “I wanted to do that until you asked me to.”

Feb 1, 2026

Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

Jan 31, 2026

My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

Jan 30, 2026

I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51.

Jan 30, 2026

When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

Jan 28, 2026

When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.

Jan 22, 2026

Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

Jan 22, 2026

I don’t understand all the fuss about ChatGPT – I have teenagers who already know everything.

Jan 22, 2026

I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

Jan 22, 2026

Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

Jan 22, 2026

A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

Jan 22, 2026

I feel like a wildlife photographer when I spend hours trying to capture my teenager’s smile.

Jan 22, 2026

Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

Jan 22, 2026

Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

Jan 21, 2026

Back in my day, if you were 14 on the internet, you kept that to yourself.

Jan 21, 2026

Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

Jan 21, 2026

Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

Jan 21, 2026

Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

Jan 20, 2026

When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

Jan 20, 2026

High school crushes were crazy because, why the hell was I running all over school just to catch a glimpse of him.

Jan 19, 2026

If you haven’t felt old yet today, try explaining to a teenager how little kids used to sit on a phone book at dinner to be able to reach the table.

Jan 19, 2026

Adults chasing the popularity they missed out on as teenagers are the worst.

Jan 19, 2026

It’s actually scary how your whole life depends on how well you did as a teenager.

Jan 19, 2026