31 Funny teenager quotes

• When I’m feeling old, I like to visit my parents so they can push all my buttons until I lose my shit and just like that, I’m 16 again.

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  5 days ago

  16, again, button, buttons, emotional, emotional trigger, family, feeling, feeling old, humor, i, just, lose, nostalgia, old, parent, parents, push, shit, teenager, trigger, visit

• If you encounter a teenager out in the wild, be kind. They are the first generation of kids whose parents are cooler than they are.

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  4 weeks ago

  cool, cooler, encounter, family, generation, humor, kids, kind, kindness, parent, parents, teenager, wild

• Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.

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  1 month ago

  around, ask, awkward, awkward question, bag, corner, difference, dude, family, family life, funny moment, height, height difference, humor, life, moment, much, open, parenting, popcorn, question, sitting, snack, surreal, taller, teenager, walk

• I’m surviving motherhood, one teenage meltdown at a time.

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  1 month ago

  humor, meltdown, motherhood, parenting, survival, teenage, teenager, time

• Teens are like, “My homework isn’t done, but check out this presentation I made on why I need Instagram.”

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  1 month ago

  check, distraction, done, excuse, homework, i, Instagram, media, need, presentation, procrastination, school, social, social media, technology, teen, teenager, teens, why

• My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.

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  1 month ago

  afford, affordability, buy, expensive, expensive taste, humor, own, parenting, someone, taste, teenager, teenager humor, toothpaste

• Are there cheat codes for parenting teenagers? This level is really hard.

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  1 month ago

  cheat, cheat code, code, codes, difficulty, game, hard, humor, level, parenting, teenager, teenagers, video, video game

• Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.

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  1 month ago

  chores, daily, daily life, day, dishwasher, family, humor, irony, just, life, teen, teenager, teens, told, worst, worst day

• Teens be like, “I wanted to do that until you asked me to.”

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  1 month ago

  asked, attitude, frustration, humor, i, me, motivation, rebellious, reluctance, sarcasm, teen, teenager, teens, wanted

• Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

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  1 month ago

  branding, going, humor, i, identity, life, nostalgia, personal, personal branding, signature, teenager, through

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