Funny Teenager Quotes That Will Have You Cracking Up! 😂💬

When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.

4 months ago3 months ago

As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

4 months ago3 months ago

Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

4 months ago3 months ago

I don’t understand all the fuss about ChatGPT – I have teenagers who already know everything.

4 months ago3 months ago

My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

4 months ago3 months ago

Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.

4 months ago3 months ago

I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

4 months ago3 months ago

If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

4 months ago3 months ago

Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

5 months ago3 months ago

I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

5 months ago3 months ago

A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

5 months ago3 months ago

I feel like a wildlife photographer when I spend hours trying to capture my teenager’s smile.

5 months ago3 months ago

My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

6 months ago3 months ago

Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

6 months ago3 months ago

My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better.

6 months ago3 months ago

If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

6 months ago3 months ago

Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

Jun 13, 20243 months ago

“What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

May 27, 20243 months ago

Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

May 21, 20243 months ago

I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

Oct 27, 2023Jun 14, 2024

Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

Oct 15, 2023Oct 15, 2023

If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android.

Oct 11, 20233 months ago

Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

Oct 8, 2023Oct 8, 2023

Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

Oct 1, 2023Oct 1, 2023

Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback.

Sep 30, 20233 months ago

Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

My teen being nice to me is getting really expensive.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

Sep 22, 2023May 6, 2024

My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 29, 2023