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Funny teenager quotes

Jun 13
Share →: Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?
Oct 27
Share →: I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.
Oct 15
Share →: Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.
Oct 11
Share →: If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android.
Oct 8
Share →: Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.
Oct 1
Share →: Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.
Sep 30
Share →: Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback.
Sep 22
Share →: Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.
Sep 22
Share →: A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.
Sep 22
Share →: My teen being nice to me is getting really expensive.