My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51.

When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.

Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

I don’t understand all the fuss about ChatGPT – I have teenagers who already know everything.

I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

I feel like a wildlife photographer when I spend hours trying to capture my teenager’s smile.

Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

Welcome to your 40s: that β€œteenager”over there is actually 27.

When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.