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Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

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Thaw me like one of your french fries!

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As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.

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I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

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The trick is to be born in the right place and at the right time. If you mess that up, it gets tedious.

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At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?

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When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.

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I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.

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I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.

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I’m glad the makers removed all the unnecessary sex scenes from my life, so I can focus on character development.

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Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

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I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do.

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Plants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.”

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If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

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At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

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If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.

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You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.

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Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

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Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

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Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

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"Ah, heading into the mind-bending labyrinth of Tenet for the first time, are we? 🌀 Brace yourself for some reverse entropy shenanigans and Nolan-esque confusion – good luck deciphering time inversion! 🕰️ Remember, understanding Tenet is like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded… in reverse. Enjoy the brain workout! 🤪🍿 #WelcomeToTheTwistZone"

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I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

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A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

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Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

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I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.

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And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

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My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

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If I say I love you, it’s just the apocalypse talking.

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I ghost family members too, so believe me, bro — it’s not personal.

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I get unreasonably happy when a YouTube video has subtitles that aren’t auto-generated.

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Did you get the telepathic message I sent earlier?

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Going viral on X:

Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

Reported on YouTube:

My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

Going viral on Messenger:

I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

Live now on YouTube:

I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.

Making waves on WeChat:

Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.

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Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side.

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The share button on Reddit should be called Spreddit.

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