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Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

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Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

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Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

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A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions.

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When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

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I think I’ll just let my jazz hands speak for themselves.

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My bed is from Ikea, so it’s more unstable than i am.