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If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.

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I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”

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Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?

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I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.

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Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.

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I feel like I should give my air conditioner a plaque for employee of the month.

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Making a grown man kiss his camera on Facetime.

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Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.

Just landed via TikTok:

I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

Making waves on Slack:

Am I the only one who wonders why the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?

Live now on Discord:

A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

Breaking via X:

The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

Making waves on Slack:

Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

Reported on Instagram:

Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

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I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

Live now on Slack:

Laxatives help you live up to your full pooptential.

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Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

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Of course I intermittently fast. That’s when I sleep.

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Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: I don’t. I just need money.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

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That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

Please go out, have fun, have friends, make connections. That mysterious lifestyle won’t save you.

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Just blocked all the normal people, so if you see this… sup, weirdo.

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You can add tears while cooking if you don’t have salt.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

Losing jewelry is a different type of hurt.

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There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

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My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

Going viral on Snapchat:

The real threat to Democracy is the Bureaucracy.

Going viral on Reddit:

Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

Live now on Telegram:

An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

Live now on X:

If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

Just landed via Snapchat:

Santa: “Don’t leave me milk. Leave me whiskey.”

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom.

Just shared via X:

Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”

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