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Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

Hot singles in your area! They don’t want to talk to you. But they’re there.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

Having a crush on a girl makes you think things like, yes, let me make more money.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

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Going viral on Threads:

The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

Freshly posted on X:

I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

Going viral on Threads:

My favourite yoga pose is the one where you lay really still and do nothing.

Trending via Threads:

The actors who signed on to that first Avatar movie have job security like no other in Hollywood.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.

Just landed via Reddit:

Much of my algorithm is based on when I paused while scrolling to grab a snack.

Live now on Twitch:

Typing in your email address on the TV is a different type of irritation.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Having a kid is so fun when you’re childish, like yeah, it’s my turn with the slime, boo.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Wake up, there’s overthinking to be done.

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94 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m surprised some of you are allowed out of your house on your own.

48 shares on Snapchat this month:

Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

15 shares on WhatsApp this month:

No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

64 shares on Slack this month:

Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”

63 shares on Slack this month:

You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

51 shares on LinkedIn this month:

People who don’t like pickles are so important because they give me their pickles.

13 shares on Slack this month:

I like my music at a volume where I can’t hear you.

54 shares on Pinterest this month:

You’re not going to believe this, but I was doing really well, and then your email found me.

21 shares on Instagram this month:

Do you mind if I wear my black T-shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment?

77 shares on Discord this month:

Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.

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Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while?

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

Never quit, unless it’s too hard.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

How is this the same brain that used to remember everybody’s phone numbers?

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

I’m doing pretty good for someone who rarely has a clue.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

(flirting) You’ll be the death of me.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

Why touch grass when you can touch ass?

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Just shared via Discord:

So deep in her Instagram story, I accidentally liked an ad for a Toyota.

Just shared via Twitch:

People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.

Spotted on YouTube:

Sometimes it’s not a secret, it’s just none of your business.

Spreading quickly via X:

Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.

Shared recently on Threads:

If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Your Honor, that doesn’t sound like me.

Spotted on Slack:

I hate when I’m trying to spell a word, and my phone can’t do it either.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

Live now on Pinterest:

Why can’t men just call you pretty without wording it uncomfortably?

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There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.

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