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I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

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There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face.

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It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

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Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

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Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

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I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.

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Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

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I applied for a job and got it, and now I really have to go there. Crap!

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I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

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My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

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Mrs. Doubtfire is my favorite movie about violating a custody agreement.

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When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

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Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

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If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

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Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

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The only time your man will surprise you is when you specifically tell him what you want.

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90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

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I hate lying to my parents but it’s for their own good.

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So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

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“You changed!” Yeah, I thought three days in the same outfit was kinda pushing it.

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Funny travel class quotes

New funny travel class quotes

6 months ago
Share →: There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.

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"Embark on a journey through the whimsical land of travel, where you can choose between the luxurious first class experience or the delightful adventure of navigating with children . Either way, expect lots of unexpected detours and laughter that will create memories to last a lifetime!"