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Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid.

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Does anyone actually know how to pronounce Worcestershire sauce correctly, or do we all just stumble through it and hope for the best?

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

Not only is Santa not real, there are also no horny singles in your area wanting to meet you.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long?

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.

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It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

Guess I’ll be getting the same thing for Christmas, again. Fat!

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

I consider the second page of Google results the dark web.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

Girl math is deactivating social media accounts to avoid only one person.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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501 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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Dec 22, 2025

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Just landed via Facebook:

It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.

Breaking via Slack:

Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.

Freshly posted on Threads:

This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

Freshly posted on Discord:

You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

Making waves on Facebook:

Today I went for a walk with a girl, she noticed me, so we went for a run.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

You only realize how heavy your handbag really is when your car tells you that your passenger is not wearing a seatbelt.

Seen just now on YouTube:

If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

Shared recently on Messenger:

It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.

Trending via Facebook:

I have the patience of a nearly ripe avocado.

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Funny trophy quotes bring a hilarious twist to those shiny awards 🏆😄 Perfect for celebrating victories big or small with a side of laughs, these witty lines add extra sparkle ✨ Whether you’re honoring a quirky achievement or poking fun at competition, get ready to smile and share the joy 😂🎉 Let’s make every trophy moment unforgettable and full of giggles!

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19 shares on Facebook this month:

I don’t see why walking is healthy. Zombies walk constantly and they look awful.

86 shares on Messenger this month:

I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.

89 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When a door closes in life, sometimes it’s better to grab a hammer and nails and make sure the damn thing stays shut.

89 shares on Snapchat this month:

Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

72 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m buysexual, you buy me food, I become sexual.

31 shares on Discord this month:

As you get older you become all of the seven dwarfs.

17 shares on Slack this month:

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

68 shares on WeChat this month:

I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.

57 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

34 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.

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One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed?

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The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots.

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Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.

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Going to IKEA if anyone needs some meatballs.

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I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.

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(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.

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Sometimes you need to turn the music up louder and sort your shit out.

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I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

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To all the people who ask singles why they are actually single: Please don’t. We have sworn an oath and are not allowed to tell you the secret of our success.

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Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

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Dec 22, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

If you burned CDs for the car so your original copies wouldn’t get scratched, it’s time to schedule your colonoscopy.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

The answer is a cabin in the woods, by the way.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

Went to HR to complain about my coworkers but my mom said she can’t fire my kids.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via X:

By the time I remember to text back, it be too disrespectful to even do it.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Welcome to Twitter, where everyone is an expert on everything.

Just landed via Threads:

Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Tweeting with no audience feels like screaming jokes into a cornfield.

Breaking via Pinterest:

More candlelight, less gaslight, babe.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

Going bananas on Instagram:

I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?

Going viral on YouTube:

Noam Chomsky sounds like the legal name of the very hungry caterpillar.

Spotted on Facebook:

Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

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