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Sorry, but I don’t think we should see each other anymore. Your Katana skills are lacking.

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I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

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Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.

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There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

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I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

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Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.

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If she replies to your sarcasm with more sarcasm, that’s a whole life.

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I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.

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I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

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Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.

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How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.

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I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.

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“Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

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I like my bed more than I like most people.

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Everyone’s a gangster until they turn a spoon the wrong way under running water.

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I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

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I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

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My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years.

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I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.

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Home is where the tap water doesn’t taste funny.

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Hit the vape till it tastes like technology.

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Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still functioning at a kindergarten level of dexterity?

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Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

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I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.

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I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

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I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

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Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

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Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

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You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

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Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

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Guys only want one thing and it’s my grandmother’s meatball recipe.

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Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

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You don’t need to leave a message in a bottle. If the bottle is full of tequila, I’ll get the message.

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I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

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Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

Spotted on Reddit:

The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.

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The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

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Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.

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If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession?

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