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Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

Release that sexual frustration, get a burger.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

Muting morons is good for your health.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

Men be like “I would do anything for you” and then do nothing.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

Being excited to get in bed really is a different level of adulting.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

The only men you can trust is ramen.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

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Her heart is a combination of wildflowers and wildfires, delicate, yet so fierce.

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Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

Spotted on Facebook:

I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.

Trending via Twitch:

I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

Going viral on Threads:

Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

Just landed via Messenger:

My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

Going viral on Telegram:

Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.

Trending via Slack:

I have three kids. I should be terrified of sex.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

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Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

My sleeping pattern ain’t even a pattern anymore, it’s a freestyle that’s on shuffle.

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No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

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Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

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My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

I get sad whenever they’re mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.

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What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

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Trending via Snapchat:

I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.

Going viral on X:

I’m ready for the exciting last 30 seconds of the basketball game, which stretch into 25 minutes of fouls, time-outs, and commercials.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Life is strange. We come into the world with nothing, then we struggle for everything, and finally, we leave with nothing.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

Reported on TikTok:

Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either.

Spotted on Instagram:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.

Trending via Snapchat:

Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.

Trending via Discord:

Back to work after the long holiday weekend, so you’re finally away from the relatives you don’t like, and back with the co-workers you don’t like.

Just landed via TikTok:

The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late.

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