Funny Under Armour quotes

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Nobody is busier than a woman who isn’t into you.

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Therapy? I have Spotify.

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I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

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I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

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There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.

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Have you noticed? When the relationship is new, the guy is never busy.

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Line dancing was created by women waiting to use the restroom.

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If she reads Bukowski, she’s not looking for love. She’s looking for someone who will ruin her creatively.

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Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.

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Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.