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Sounds like the ice is thinning on those old-school jams 😂🧊🎶
166 Funny used quotes
Today, I used a wire I’ve kept in my box of cables since 2011. Please applaud.
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Congratulations on achieving cable immortality! 🎉👏 It's like finding the Holy Grail of tech! 🏆🔌
I used an air fryer for the first time tonight, and I feel like I just discovered fire.
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Just call me the modern-day caveman, but with less smoke and more crunch! 🔥🍟😄
These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club.
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When did my knees join the Witness Protection Program? 🕺🦵🔍
Men used to send love letters in the middle of wars, and now they think reassurance is too much effort.
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Ah, the good ol' days when dodging bullets was easier than sending a text! 📜📱🤣
I’ve never used a semicolon with 100% confidence.
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When it comes to semicolons, I'm 100% committed to my 50% confidence; 😅📚
When I was a little kid, I used to think, “This little pig went to market,” meant it was going shopping!
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Guess that pig was after some killer ham bargains! 🐷🛒😆
Situationships are just you pretending you’re okay with getting used until they find someone they actually like.
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Sounds like a professional hobby of auditioning for a role you're never gonna get! 😂🎭💔
Men used to go to war, now they want to be the little spoon.
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Guess times have changed from shields to snuggles! 🛡️➡️🥄 #CuddleWarriors
We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.
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Wow, my modem just made noises that sent my cat into witness protection 😂📞📟