Commentary:
When you realize 2006 had it all: low gas prices, flip phones, and no social media chaos. Can we time travel yet? 😂📞⏳
166 Funny used quotes
The quality of clothing at retail stores today is quite literally the quality that Halloween costumes used to be.
Commentary:
🎃🛍️ "Guess I'll be dressing as 'everyday me' for Halloween this year, thanks to these 'costume quality' outfits!" 👻🤣
We used to burn CDs like we were running an underground record label.
Commentary:
"Ah, the good old days of risking it all to become a DJ with a stack of blank CDs! 🔥💿😎"
I used to have this mental illness, where I thought putting your heart and soul into a relationship would make it work.
Commentary:
Sounds like you were suffering from an acute case of rom-com syndrome 😂❤️💔
I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not so sure anymore.
Commentary:
Can’t decide if that’s funny or just true 🤔😂
Welcome to your 40s. You’re home from the party before you used to go out for the party in your 20s.
Commentary:
When the pre-party snacks turn into your main event 🥳🎉🍕#EarlyBirdSpecial
Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario and how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal but had no milk, so I used ice cream.
Commentary:
When life gives you cereal without milk, just upgrade to breakfast dessert mode 🍦🥣😂
I love how “sleeping in” used to mean noon, and now it means 8:30 a.m.
Commentary:
I feel personally attacked by this new definition of "sleeping in" 😂😴🌞
I used to question authority, but now I question everything.
Commentary:
Now I spend half my day trying to figure out if my dog is secretly plotting to take over the living room throne 🐶🛋️🤔
Anyone still shut off lights when leaving a room because their parents used to say, “Don’t waste electricity!”
Commentary:
I'm still shutting off lights like I'm personally funding the electric grid! 💡💸😅