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The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

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Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

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Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

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Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.

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You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their home and going through their belongings.

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Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

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More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

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The way turkeys feel about November is probably how treadmills feel about January.

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Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.

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There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

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Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart.

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Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

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Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

Breaking via WeChat:

It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Imagine hearing the ice cream truck music, but at night.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

It’s romantic to fall in love during the collapse of society.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now.

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The most avoided species of shark is the Loan.

Making waves on Messenger:

I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good.

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My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

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Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

I’ve never completed a marathon, but I’ve listened to my mom tell a story, so don’t talk to me about endurance.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

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Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

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I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

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The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

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I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

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Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

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Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

Reported on LinkedIn:

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

Seen just now on Slack:

Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them.

Just shared via Telegram:

My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.

Breaking via Discord:

Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

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You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

Reported on LinkedIn:

Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.

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