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I’m often mistaken for an adult because of my age.

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She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker.

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When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

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I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

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If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

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I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

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What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?

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Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

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My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

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I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

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Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

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The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

Live now on Instagram:

You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

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Sometimes I say something so embarrassing I even impress myself.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

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I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

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Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

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Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

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Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

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Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

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Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

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Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

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Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

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Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

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Went fishing and actually caught a fish. So now I gotta deal with this shit.

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Terrifying if taken literally—if these walls could talk.

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Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

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Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever.

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If you accuse me of yelling, you will start to hear yelling so you can note the difference in the future.

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Called in, “Let’s make this simple. What excuse haven’t I used yet?”

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If you relate to me, get some help!

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In banana years, I am bread.

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It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

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One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.

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I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.

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Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

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Do the people who make chairs know what humans look like, or nah?

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I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

Trending via Twitch:

Sorry I’m late. It’s just because of who I am as a person.

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I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like, why am I showing my life?

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