Commentary:
"Remember, sharing is caring…unless we're talking about my illegal substances! Those are strictly for personal enjoyment only. 🙅♂️🚫 #FindersKeepersLosersWeepers"
58 Funny warning quotes
Be warned: I’m bored. This could get dangerous.
Commentary:
"Uh-oh, boredom alert! 🚨 Things are about to go from zero to chaotic real quick! 🤪💥 Brace yourselves, folks! 😂"
Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.
Commentary:
"Wouldn't that be a dream come true! 🌟 Instead, it seems like most labels have a disclaimer that translates to: Warning, may cause extra trips to the snack cabinet and sudden urge to nap. 😂 Oh, the irony of medication side effects! #WishfulThinking"
Painted all of my red flags orange for fall.
Commentary:
Autumn vibes: when questionable decisions turn into seasonal decor! 🍁🎃
Stop bothering me, or I will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people, but I can tell you are not yet aware of.
Commentary:
Sounds like a threat disguised as free therapy! 😂🔍
Don’t come to my house unannounced. I will stare at you from my window.
Commentary:
When you show up unannounced, my window becomes the new guest room 🚪👀😂
It’s Monday, proceed with caution.
Commentary:
Mondays should come with a warning label: "Hazardous to mood!" 😄⚠️☕
One of the most disappointing things is when you get a severe thunderstorm warning, and there is no severe thunderstorm.
Commentary:
Seems like even Mother Nature gets stage fright sometimes! 🌩️🙈✨