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What I lack in moves on the dance floor, I more than make up for in dancing around a conversation.

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Just another day of not being hot and rich.

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A designated hitter in baseball is the one who has to hit for everyone in case the team is drunk.

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My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.

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DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

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People who cook breakfast before going to work are too mature for me.

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Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

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Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

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I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

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“Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

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Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked my mom.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn’t working.

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Genies are a myth perpetuated by creepy lamps who just want to get rubbed more.

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Seen just now on Discord:

Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm.

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Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

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My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea.

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I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either.

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I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

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No, thanks—social drama. Puberty sucked enough the first time around.

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Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

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Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.

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They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

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You didn’t let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or I’m gonna be pissed.

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Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it.

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Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

Spotted on X:

Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.

Spotted on Telegram:

The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack.

Going viral on Discord:

Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.

Just shared via Telegram:

Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.

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