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I secretly want you to say no when I offer you some of my cake.

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The worst part about working from home is that your real husband is also your work husband.

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Doctors diagnosed me as your future wife.

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When I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean accountable.

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Work for a living? In this economy?