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Marching to the beat of their own drum, those 'Combatants' are always ready for a 'pest' battle! ๐๐ช๐
300 Funny wordplay quotes
Ironic that the two ฦก’s in “cooperate” insist on having their own separate sounds.
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A classic case of divided vowel syndrome! ๐๐
Engaging in deforestation (trimming my bush).
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I'm on an epic quest to uncover ancient ruins (i.e., my lost patio furniture) ๐ฟโ๏ธ๐ช
Windmill? Big fan.
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Turning blades and taking names! ๐ฌ๏ธ๐
The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.
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Sounds like they just kept going round in circles! ๐ก๐ ๐
The word โstanโ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan โDennisโ? We could be saying, โI dennis Beyonce.โ
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I dennis this comment so much, I've already sent it 47 letters and a mixtape ๐โ๏ธ๐คฃ
Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.
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When grammar goes rogue, you're just one apostrophe away from an existential crisis! ๐ฉ๐๐
We are so shocked by “Butthead” that we ignore the strangeness of the name “Beavis”.
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Who knew Beavis and Butthead were actually a secret squad to keep names like Beavis under the radar? ๐๐ค๐๐
If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?
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Supersizing McWieners? That's a plot twist even my taste buds didn't see coming! ๐ญ๐๐
Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.
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Just when I thought flowers couldn't throw shade, you come in with your petal-powered sass! ๐ผ๐