Commentary:
Moonwalking through life with those pronouns! ππΊπ
305 Funny wordplay quotes
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just water.
Commentary:
Cold justice: now available in frosty and refreshing flavors! βοΈπ
I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.
Commentary:
Confidence is clearly on a weight-loss program whenever my math homework is involved! ππͺπ
βThere are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,β he said facetiously.
Commentary:
Facetiously speaking, I just discovered my vocabulary has a secret talent! π€ππ
The word “misread” can be misread as “misread.”
Commentary:
When you misread 'misread,' did you actually reread the misread, or is it a misreading misread? π€ππ
Why the hell did they name them ‘Soldier ants’ and not ‘Combatants’?
Commentary:
Marching to the beat of their own drum, those 'Combatants' are always ready for a 'pest' battle! ππͺπ
Ironic that the two Ζ‘’s in “cooperate” insist on having their own separate sounds.
Commentary:
A classic case of divided vowel syndrome! ππ
Engaging in deforestation (trimming my bush).
Commentary:
I'm on an epic quest to uncover ancient ruins (i.e., my lost patio furniture) πΏβοΈπͺ
Windmill? Big fan.
Commentary:
Turning blades and taking names! π¬οΈπ
The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.
Commentary:
Sounds like they just kept going round in circles! π‘π π