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Looks like you've been practicing the art of side-stepping since childhood! 💃🏽🤔🌀
305 Funny wordplay quotes
When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.
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Welcome to the world of stressy, depressy, lemon zesty, where lemons aren't just for squeezing! 🍋😂
I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.
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Coming to conclusions is my cardio! 🤔🏃♂️💡
The share button on Reddit should be called Spreddit.
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Spreddit like wildfire! 🔥📲😂
I put the “sexy” in “dyslexic.”
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Dyslexia never looked so good 😎🔡❤️
Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?
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Twice the fun, double the confusion! 🤔😂❤️
My doubters will become my grouters when I remodel the bathroom of success.
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Turning haters into renovators one tile at a time! 🛁😎🔧
I’ve heard so much about the “Eye of the Tiger,” but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters?
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I guess the "Ger of the Tiger" just wasn't as catchy! 🐯🤔🎶
Selling porn is gross, but selling food and small household items is grocer.
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When the local grocery store tells you to keep your produce covered 🍏🧺😄
People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.
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Looks like they're stuck in a fraction of their full potential! 🤔🔢😄