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There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

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That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.

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Women always want to marry intelligent men. What they don’t know: Intelligent men don’t want to marry.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

If you wait until the last minute to do something, it only takes a minute to do it.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

The incontinent optimist sees the bladder as half empty.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

I’m not here to offend anyone; I’m here to offend everyone.

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I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

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My exorcist thinks we should see other demons.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

SEO experts be like: I was eating a banana when my traffic increased, so bananas are definitely a ranking factor.

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You don’t need to leave a message in a bottle. If the bottle is full of tequila, I’ll get the message.

Breaking via TikTok:

The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

Broadcasted on X:

Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

Spotted on Threads:

When I’m on hold and the song ends, I always expect someone to pick up the phone.

Shared recently on Instagram:

To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.

Just shared via Facebook:

Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

Seen just now on Threads:

Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Please be delicate with me, I’m built like a Nature Valley bar.

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Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

Relationship goal: synchronizing our eye rolls.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

You’re a “haha” girl, and I’m an “lol” guy. It just wouldn’t work.

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Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.

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Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

Went for a run this morning. That bee was huge!

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

Ask your doctor if it’s right for you to eat oranges and pretend they’re planets and you’re a Greek god.

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Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

Making waves on Reddit:

Maturing is realizing you’re not stable enough to do mushrooms.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (I love you)

Spotted on Messenger:

There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

Trending via YouTube:

“Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself?

Breaking via Discord:

Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?

Breaking via Discord:

Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!

Trending via Pinterest:

Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

Making waves on Twitch:

The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

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