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Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

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My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.

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Please respond to the messages I almost sent you.

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Who called them cat allergies and not meowlergies?

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Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

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That uncle or aunt who kept their distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense as you get older.

I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

Met my soulmate again today: mashed potatoes and gravy.

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Why touch grass when you can touch ass?

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The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

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I thought Game of Thrones was a pooping contest for men.

Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

“You replied so quickly.” God forbid I wait like a dog to hear from you again.

Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

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