Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along. Funny Quotes May 22, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status. “Date” is just another word for: Jeez, had I known that before, I would have stayed home. Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life. I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves. Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.