Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.
  • Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.
  • Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.
  • My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.
  • I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.
  • For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.