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Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

It’s almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

Why am I scrolling? What am I searching for?

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

Study so hard until Dior is like Shein to you.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

You did all that terrible driving just to end up right next to me at the stop light.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

You ever killed your own vibe by remembering?

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

Sex is cool, but have you ever made peace with the horror of being alive.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,399

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Instagram:

Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.

Just landed via YouTube:

I love 12 a.m. to 5 a.m. The world is so quiet.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Being quiet in a room full of loud people is my favorite sport.

Trending via Facebook:

My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

Just shared via X:

The dumbest thing about YouTube ads is how they seem to think that I’m a moron.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Getting road rage alone in my house.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

If you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer.

Going bananas on Facebook:

If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

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Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.
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Commentary:
Seems like the Three Wise Men were a bit confused on the concept of practical baby gifts 🤔🎁 I mean, gold, frankincense, and myrrh are nice and all, but can you imagine a baby trying to play with that? 😂 Maybe next time they should team up with Santa for some more baby-friendly goodies! 🎅👶 #BabyGiftBlunder

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65 shares on Telegram this month:

Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

29 shares on Snapchat this month:

Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account.

24 shares on YouTube this month:

Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

82 shares on Messenger this month:

If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

11 shares on Twitch this month:

When you clean your room so well that the only trash left is you.

78 shares on Facebook this month:

Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.

90 shares on X this month:

The reason most of us stay up late is because we don’t want our free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

27 shares on Pinterest this month:

Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

88 shares on Facebook this month:

I love how a film can be life-changing for one person and boring for another.

79 shares on WeChat this month:

Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.

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To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

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Twitter is basically introverts gone wild.

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Tupperware is a fun way to store your leftovers until you throw them away.

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The first bowl of cereal makes you want a second, but the second makes you wish you stopped at the first.

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I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.

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I hope this email makes you quit your job.

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I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

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My five-year plan is to just see what happens.

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Social media has given everyone a chance to be heard, and it was a gigantic mistake.

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Vegan zombies be like: GRAINS!

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

Whoever invented the “skip intro” button really understood humans.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

Is there anyone here old enough to remember when typing was a class in high school?

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a few minutes.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

Who you are when someone reaches over to take food from your plate… is the real you.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

Vaginally speaking, he seems nice.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

When you tickle a man to death by accident, it is manslaughter.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

Ghost stories sound way scarier with an English accent.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I’m not flirting with you. I’m just funny and you think you like me.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

Just shared via Instagram:

The concept of a drive-by doesn’t really exist in the swamp biome; instead, people rap about doing bog-emerges.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.

Spotted on Facebook:

Born to screenshot everything and never look at it again.

Going viral on Facebook:

You’re telling me this moron’s on oxy.

Just shared via Messenger:

Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

Going viral on Twitch:

I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.

Freshly posted on X:

The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and to humor the disturbed.

Just shared via Twitch:

Your childhood wasn’t complete unless you were chased by a dog… or a goat… or even worse, a chicken.

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