Garlic bread is my therapist now. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Who needs a couch when you have a loaf? πποΈ #BreadIsTheBestListener Related funny posts π In banana years, I am bread. I think my soulmate might be carbs. You gotta wonder why they just don’t make all bread garlic bread. A 12 step program but itβs just me getting off the couch. Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.