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Be the reason your therapist reevaluates their entire career.

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Women’s skincare is so confusing. Am I supposed to look shiny and sweaty, or matte like cement?

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Does running actually get easier if you do it a lot, or is it that you just get more masochistic?

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Men be like, “Ok, you wanna know the truth,” and lie even harder.

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Garlic bread is my therapist now.

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A dinosaur as a pet would solve so many problems. Mainly, people problems.

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For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.

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People my age are raising children, and I’m just here trying to bribe myself with treats into doing my own chores.

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Let the good times roll. Let the bad times crawl. Let the acceptable times do the hopscotch.

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What do you mean it’s Monday? We just had Monday. This can’t be right.

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How silly of me to forget that I am the love of my life.

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Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.

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“I’m going to get more sleep tonight” is always the first lie I tell myself in the morning.

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My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one.

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Garlic bread is my therapist now.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

A dinosaur as a pet would solve so many problems. Mainly, people problems.

Imagine you get to the gates of heaven and they make you download an app to go in.

Grown men asking Grok if this is real.

Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.

For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.

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I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

She wanted me to impress her in the bedroom, so I showed her my organized sock drawer and my fresh matching bedding.

If I’m ever mad at you, just talk to me in a sweeter and softer tone, and watch how quickly that anger disappears.

Giant-sized bag of candy: I’m resealable. Me: That won’t be necessary.

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Does my career know that I’m pursuing it, or is it another one-sided relationship?

Being bi means you say both yay and bruh.

Driving home, listening to Gangsta’s Paradise, with my hands at 10 and 2.

What are y’all gonna do when those labubus come to life and start biting y’alls ankles?

Coffee doesn’t even work on me anymore. I just drink it because the taste tricks my brain into thinking I’m a functioning adult.

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Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.

So excited to go to bed and have the worst sleep of my life, and wake up exhausted and aching.

The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

What’s really missing is a day between Saturday and Sunday.

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I really understand why boomers text with ellipses between everything… it feels so good…

If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.

How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.

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