Getting married soon. Just need a spouse. Commentary:"Sounds like you've got all the details figured out except for that tiny 'spouse' detail! 🤷♂️ May your search for the missing puzzle piece be as exciting as planning the wedding itself! 💍🕵️" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house. Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer. Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time. Dating is so overrated. Let’s just get married. I don’t think I’d get married again, but I would like to annoy someone until one of us is dead.