Getting married soon. Just need a spouse. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppGetting married soon. Just need a spouse. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time. Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet. Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV. You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of “all the free time you clearly have”. I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.
