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For someone with a dry phone, I’m on it way too much.

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Sometimes I don’t worry about things at all and other times I am awake.

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Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.

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If it turns cold one more time, I’m gonna put the Christmas tree back up.

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Life is really sucking the life out of me.

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The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

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They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

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Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast.

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First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.

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No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

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I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.

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Good morning to life’s chaos, where my coffee is the only thing that makes sense!

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The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

72 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

60 shares on Reddit this month:

Hundreds, nay, thousands of movies about falling in love but only one movie about a beach that makes you old.

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There’s an unwritten rule: if you need something and it’s available at your mom’s house, it’s yours.

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This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

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I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

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My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

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Text her when the moon looks pretty.

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Anyone who thinks being a pessimist isn’t any fun fails to appreciate the joy of saying, ‘I told you so.’

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When someone giving me directions says, “You can’t miss it,” I would love to tell them just how wrong they were if I could find my way back to them.

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Mice after a breakup be like “we are not on squeaking terms”.

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Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

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A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.

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I think it’s time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body they’re being modelled in too.

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Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud?

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If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

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Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

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He just walked right into my heart and switched on the lights.

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I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

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But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.

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My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

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Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle”? Just look at it.

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You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

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Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

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For someone with a dry phone, I’m on it way too much.

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Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.

If it turns cold one more time, I’m gonna put the Christmas tree back up.

Life is really sucking the life out of me.

Don’t throw hate at me, throw money!

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