Ginger ale is the champagne of soda. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Pop open a can, I’m ready for my sparkling soda soirée! 🥤✨🥳 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I need to have a ginger ale about this. Sometimes I’ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a Delta flight. Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that. Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it. Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.