Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant. Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet. Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler. I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall. Seems like it would be really tough being a girl named Molly at a rave.
