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Expiration date? More like spoiler alert.

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It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

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The most disturbing thing about waking up at 4 a.m. is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.

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Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.

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Before you send that email, ask yourself: is this a December problem or a January problem?

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Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.

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Dating these days is like trusting a crackhead to come back with your change.

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Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

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One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.

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If small talk burned calories, maybe I’d consider it.

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I miss the old days back in the 70s, when I didn’t exist.

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Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.

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Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.

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I would go out of my mind, but I can’t find the exit.

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My milkshakes bring all the bots to the yard.

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I am not in a good place, geographically.

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Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.

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Sometimes I wonder if the strangers I see when I go outside are actually the people I talk to online.

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Getting tipsy at a dimly lit restaurant with good conversation would heal me right now.

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Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

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Funny quote about cat naming trends, contrasting goddess-inspired girl names with Taco Bell-inspired boy names.

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"Ah, the eternal feline naming dilemma: Should Fluffy channel the majestic vibes of Athena or embrace the spicy allure of Crunchwrap Supreme? 🐱👑🌮 Decisions, decisions… To goddess or to taco, that is the question! 😹 #CatsVersusTacos"

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My weight loss journey is just the three hours in between meals.

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Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

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I trust an insult more than I do a compliment.

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Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

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Uh oh, said somethin’ weird. Better fix it by saying something even weirder.

59 shares on Snapchat this month:

The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

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But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?

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For my final act of love, I will never contact you again, but think of you always.

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How late is too late to still be lying in bed, naked, drinking coffee?

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Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill.

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Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.

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The first time I heard “big naturals,” I thought it referred to major outdoor landmarks such as the Grand Canyon or the Great Barrier Reef.

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My toddler asked if we could go to the zoo today, and I said, “I can’t see that happening.” Then she literally left the room and came back with my glasses.

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My mama didn’t raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity.

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Some people buy shoes to feel alive. I buy boarding passes.

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A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.

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Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.

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How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

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I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51.

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My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

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Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.

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I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

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Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

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If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice.

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My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one.

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My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I’ll eventually be able to get back in it.

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A haunted house, but it’s just all apps and websites where you got logged out but can’t remember your password.

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The dragon with the girl tattoo.

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Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.

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Am I just getting older, or are people getting more annoying?

Making waves on Snapchat:

Seeing an animal sigh is so funny to me. Like, what happened, buddy?

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Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you aren’t the one paying for it. Stop!

Breaking via Slack:

I’m actually quite nice. If I had friends, they’d all confirm that.

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Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

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Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

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“You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.

Spotted on Discord:

I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead.

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I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

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My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

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