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You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

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Nowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough.

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The only reason I haven’t gone crazy yet is because I’m just too lazy.

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We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.

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“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

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People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

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69 shares on Facebook this month:

Which is it, brain? Does nothing matter or do I need to be anxious about everything?

94 shares on Telegram this month:

Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

35 shares on TikTok this month:

Sorry, I can’t tonight. I’m busy taking things personally.

56 shares on WhatsApp this month:

There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

29 shares on Facebook this month:

Girl who is still crazy: I was crazy back then.

13 shares on Messenger this month:

No one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying).

88 shares on Slack this month:

That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

66 shares on Snapchat this month:

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

21 shares on Reddit this month:

Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

60 shares on Threads this month:

Children are so giving. For example, my kids gave me a cold.

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I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.

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One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

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Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

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Nothing gets my heart pumping like receiving an annoying newsletter.

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I hate math, but I love counting money.

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My attempts to purge my possessions always seem to result in me rediscovering that I have lots of nice things, after which I lie happily on my hoard like a dragon.

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Not sure why I drink anymore. I get the same effect from standing up too fast.

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If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

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Grown men carpooling to the strip club so they can get boners and drive home together.

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College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.

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Seen just now on Slack:

If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

Just landed via WeChat:

“Some things are better left unsaid,” I think to myself immediately after I hit send.

Going viral on Facebook:

Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Patience is for beginners. I’d rather freak out straight away!

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Having children is a pyramid scheme.

Spotted on Twitch:

Is there anyone here old enough to remember when typing was a class in high school?

Making waves on Telegram:

Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it.

Seen just now on Reddit:

The fact that I procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason I still procrastinate.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends.

Going viral on TikTok:

It’s so crazy how people are never down to just go get a burger. It didn’t used to be like this.

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Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

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You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

Nowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough.

The only reason I haven’t gone crazy yet is because I’m just too lazy.

We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.

“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

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