Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

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When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.

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Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

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I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

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I wish I was a cat. No bills, no job, just meow, meow.

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I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

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Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

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The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning.

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It’s weird when you realize we are the last generation on this Earth to know what lite was like before social media.

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Even when I look up the slang of today’s kids, I still have no idea what it means.

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They should invent more hobbies for people without skills or patience.