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Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

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“You’re a cardiologist? Is that like a fancy name for an auto mechanic?”

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I don’t mind pulling your cart — I’ve been chasing the carrot anyway, and it’s in the same direction.

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Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

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I don’t want kids, but I do want grandkids. Hoping science finds a way.

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My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one.

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Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?

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Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

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I don’t have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that?