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"Who needs extreme sports when you can tackle the treacherous terrain of socializing two days in a row? 😂⛷️ Remember to stay hydrated and be prepared for the post-event recovery period! 🚑💥"

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I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

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Just cleaned out my junk drawer if anyone needs a CD to reinstall Windows 95.

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This year has been the perfect blend between me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

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It’s called Boxing Day because you’re supposed to spend it eating boxes.

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Too shy for influencing. Too dumb for crypto. Too honest for a scam. Too lazy for 9-5. How can I make money?

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Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read.

86 shares on Twitch this month:

I hate texting. Just hunt me like an animal.

43 shares on Facebook this month:

Threw my back out due to overwhelming sensuality again.

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Adulting: unlocking life’s mysteries, one therapy session at a time.

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Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying “What?” to this person?

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I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

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I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

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JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

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Dear diary, sorry for only ever talking about myself. How are you? Do you have any hobbies?

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Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

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Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

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Go ahead and use that semi-colon; no one will know you’re doing it wrong.

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No more looking back in anger. It’s time to look forward in anger.

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Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely fulfilled the prophecy.

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My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

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My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

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They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

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“What’s your blood type?” I don’t know, boiling!

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Ever since I was young, I wanted to check my email for a verification code.

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Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.

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Watching a movie and using a laser pointer to indicate where my fellow viewers should be looking for an optimal viewing experience.

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Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

Regrettably, my children appear to have befriended a child I find annoying.

Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today.

I love all the Winter Olympic events, sliding downhill on a piece of wood, sliding downhill on two pieces of wood, sliding downhill in a piece of wood. All amazing.

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Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Regrettably, my children appear to have befriended a child I find annoying.

Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.

I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today.

I love all the Winter Olympic events, sliding downhill on a piece of wood, sliding downhill on two pieces of wood, sliding downhill in a piece of wood. All amazing.

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