Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

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I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.

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Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

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I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.

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Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.

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At the end of my appointment, the doctor took her own blood pressure.

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I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?

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In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

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I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

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I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.

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The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.