Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.
  • Just saw my evil doppelganger speed away in a DeLorean. I’m sure it’s fine.
  • The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.
  • Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.
  • I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.
  • ‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans.