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"Who needs extreme sports when you can tackle the treacherous terrain of socializing two days in a row? 😂⛷️ Remember to stay hydrated and be prepared for the post-event recovery period! 🚑💥"

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I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes.

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My best three minutes of sleep are the ones right before the alarm goes off.

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Isn’t your email address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?

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Coffee: Because without it I would be a serious danger to society.

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Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

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I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about.

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2 months ago

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35 shares on Facebook this month:

About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.

17 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

10 shares on Facebook this month:

If you see me in public, it’s AI.

23 shares on Threads this month:

Clicked on ‘Make a reservation’ on a restaurant’s page, and it opened FaceTime and started calling them. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want that to happen.

28 shares on Snapchat this month:

You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

17 shares on X this month:

At the job interview with one AirPod in.

14 shares on Threads this month:

My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.

57 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You are depressed because your ancestors fought, danced, and ate meals together, and you eat alone in the dark while staring at a glowing rectangle.

68 shares on YouTube this month:

Explaining myself is too much work. Please just judge me.

77 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m old enough to remember when FIFA was about kicking balls, not sucking them.

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Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

The woman that cleaned my house could make a lot of money by threatening to release the before and after photos.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

Asking him what his favorite dinosaur is on the first date to determine compatibility.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

Living la vida taco!

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

My favorite animal is me when my feelings are hurt.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

Men don’t eject their eyes from their sockets and yell awooga anymore.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

Why can’t opportunity just come back later?

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Making waves on LinkedIn:

It’s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.

Trending via Instagram:

I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I love single sign-on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

If you don’t have a favorite spatula yet, you still have some growing up to do.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness.

Going viral on Slack:

How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

Just shared via Instagram:

I think my type is a nice person.

Making waves on Discord:

I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

Making waves on Threads:

The most avoidant man you know is somewhere telling someone he’s a lover boy.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

There’s some gifs that I’ve started to act out in real life as responses to situations.

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Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

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I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes.

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Isn’t your email address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?

Coffee: Because without it I would be a serious danger to society.

Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about.

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