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"Who needs extreme sports when you can tackle the treacherous terrain of socializing two days in a row? 😂⛷️ Remember to stay hydrated and be prepared for the post-event recovery period! 🚑💥"

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97 shares on Telegram this month:

When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on, it’s like, oh, okay, I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion. Pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace.

27 shares on Slack this month:

Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

39 shares on X this month:

Men used to go to war. Now they say, “Hey, Grok.”

64 shares on Threads this month:

I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

74 shares on X this month:

Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

89 shares on Discord this month:

I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.

79 shares on WhatsApp this month:

McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

89 shares on Messenger this month:

That awkward moment between birth and death.

92 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

40 shares on Slack this month:

Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

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I’m changing the game. I’m starting to thank people from the top of my heart.

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Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.

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Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

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My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.

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Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour.

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So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.

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Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.

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Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

A month in Italy has halved my will to work and doubled my desire for money.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

Maybe God will gift me a boyfriend for my birthday this year.

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I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

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There should be bloopers at the end of horror films to relax the viewer before sleeping.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Before marriage, I would sit at a stoplight for hours because I had no one to tell me the light had changed to green.

Making waves on Discord:

I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.

Shared recently on TikTok:

My body is a “wonder what happened” land.

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People who ask “Can I call you” are so sweet. Like, obviously you cannot, but so sweet.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Men can stay up til 2 a.m., wake up at 6, be in debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out. It’s called being a man.

Spotted on X:

I’ve got midlife crises older than you.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?

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Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

Super excited for a brand new week of hoping for the best, but expecting the worst.

Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

Big fan of calling artists their first name and then the band name as their last name.

I’ve learned a lot over the years, but the best advice I can ever give someone is never buy a used harmonica.

I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.

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Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Super excited for a brand new week of hoping for the best, but expecting the worst.

Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

Big fan of calling artists their first name and then the band name as their last name.

I’ve learned a lot over the years, but the best advice I can ever give someone is never buy a used harmonica.

“I’m great at saving money, as long as I don’t go anywhere, see anyone, or open my eyes.”

I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.

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