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I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

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The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

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It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.

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I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

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Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

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Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

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Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too.

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Introducing WifeChat™, the app where you talk to your wife.

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I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.