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Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

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Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

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To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

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If you encounter a teenager out in the wild, be kind. They are the first generation of kids whose parents are cooler than they are.

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This year has been the perfect blend between me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

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With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

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Should I be worried that buzzards circle me when I go for a run?

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Lady on the streets, Cheeto crumbs in my sheets.

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I hate porn that starts off with sex. I need to know why they have sex.

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For Halloween, I wanna be loved.

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This tape doesn’t even taste like scotch.

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That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

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Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

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Robots eating a bowl of cereal that’s actually a bunch of nuts and bolts, you don’t see that as much anymore.

Gonna take the kids to the planetarium so they can watch YouTube on their phones.

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Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.

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Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

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Please take your Apple Watch off if you are wearing a dress or formal attire. You look like a spy kid.

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The most avoidant man you know is somewhere telling someone he’s a lover boy.

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I hate when I’m trying to spell a word, and my phone can’t do it either.

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Don’t study, get slutty!

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I have no issue with people talking in the morning. But not with me, please!

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Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

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Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

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Can we skip to the rich part?

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Whoever named frogs got it 100% right. Those things are frogs.

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Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I didn’t want to go to work tomorrow morning.

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Men will ask you zero questions about yourself, and then say they never met anybody like you.

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That awkward moment when someone keeps watching you while you are eating.

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Tested positive for needing a kiss.

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Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

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Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

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Math is like Chinese to me.

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If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

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Gonna take the kids to the planetarium so they can watch YouTube on their phones.

Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.

Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

Please take your Apple Watch off if you are wearing a dress or formal attire. You look like a spy kid.

I hate when I’m trying to spell a word, and my phone can’t do it either.

Don’t study, get slutty!

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Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight.

Leaving your house and returning back safely is such an underrated blessing.

The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

Went on a date with a guy who didn’t ask me any questions about myself, so it’s on him when he finds out about my husband.

Transgender ambulance driver whose pronouns are we/you/we/you/we/you.

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Not photogenic, but I probably look soooo good as a distant memory.

The ‘b’ in ‘subtle’ totally is.

I’m not procrastinating. I’m protecting my peace through active avoidance.

Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, he’ll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol.

Don’t forget to be mean to strangers on the internet today, for no reason whatsoever.

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“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

Unpopular opinion: we really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

I would prefer not to.

Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?

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It goes like this: You are born and then you basically do almost everything wrong. Then you die.

A lot of men actually do forgive cheating, as long as their homies don’t know.

Can you imagine being a 7th grade girl and being able to see your crush’s bedroom during Zoom math class.

I’m not fragile like a flower. I’m fragile like a bomb.

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