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  • Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, “the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!”
  • Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.
  • The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.
  • Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.
  • You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.
  • When younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now it’s my pharmacist.